Are you going to be my partner in crime??

 

Okay, so, I’m just going to spill it: I want to rob a bank. I’m doing this because I really need money at the moment. There’s just one problem: I can’t do it on my own, I need a partner in crime. I’m looking for someone who can drive well so that, if we got the money, we can get away fast. I also need someone who isn’t going to be terrified, I need the opposite: Someone confident. There’s a huge difference between two confident people robbing a bank and two terrified people robbing a bank. I need the confident scenario! You probably want to get to know me as well. I mean... who doesn’t? I call myself Bartholomew, I have a beard from almost five inches, I’m patient, strongest man on earth and everyone says that I’m bald even though I think I still have some hair but okay, those are details. If you’re thinking ‘this is a job for me’, please contact me. B.