Don’t walk, run!

Don’t you also just love it to watch children who can’t walk. If you do please read further. If you don’t stop reading right now, I want to kidnap children with big or small feet. Then I want to chop those feet off so that the poor little kids won’t be able to walk anymore. Then I am going to let them go but because they are little they won’t remember who did it. So if you are awesome at chopping things then you are what I am looking for. I do have some things that you have to be perfect at. You have to be able to walk quiet so that you can catch kids from behind without them knowing it and that it will be just like a fun surprise. Let me know if you’re interested. Then maybe you will be the lucky one that will be chopping off children’s feet with me.