Looking for a T-rex thief


Have you always dreamed of stealing a dinosaur? Then I have THE job for you! I'm Sam Goldstein aka the Goldfish and I’m going to steal a T-rex, not any T-rex, I’m going to steal Trinity, the last sold complete T-rex. But I can’t do that all by myself, I’m looking for a partner in crime, someone who loves dinosaurs as much as I do and wants to commit the crime of the century. I need someone who is good at distracting the guards and doesn’t mind sitting in a cargo ship for 12 hours when we ship the T-rex to our secret base. We will be able to ship her right after we stole her, because she is in Antwerp and of course I have friends on the cargo ships. If you think that you’re capable of stealing a dinosaur and you’re interested in this job, then send me an e-mail on goldfish.in.crime@gmail.com.

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  1. I love t-rex ninja 3000

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    1. I would love to join you on this mission, i am your perfect match
      Ninja 3000

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  2. No, I'm quite impatient so I will not be able to wait in a cargo ship for 12 whole hours!

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  3. Hello Sam

    I actually never dreamed of stealing a dinosaur and I don't have a lot of patience so sitting in a cargo ship for 12 hours is not my thing.

    I hope you find a good partner!

    The super ultra-mad giant mafia boss

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  4. Hi Sam Goldenstein. My name is Juanita and I don't think I am suitable for stealing a dinosaur because I would freak out if I saw an animal like that. Don't take it personal I am sure someone would love to do that job. Kind regards, Juanita.

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  5. Love the idea of stealing a T-rex, but it isn't something for me. I'm not really someone who can distract, because I'm not the biggest most roomfilling person. I also don't like waiting and sitting on ships. Still good luck with your crime, Listy Lola.

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  6. hey, I really like this idea. It's very original. I would like to be your partner in crime. I really dont mind sitting in a cargo ship for 12 houres. I hope you chose me!!!
    Alberto

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    1. Hello Alberto, I would really like to work together. Do you have experience with shipping stuf to another continent?
      Sam

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  7. The idea of this plan is really original and the cargo ship shouldn't be a problem for me. When I was younger my mother would lock me in a box for days. But what will we do with the T-Rex after?
    Juan Carlos

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    1. I really like dinosaurs so the T-rex would come in my private collection but we can sell copies of the bones en little pieces for DNA research. I'm also working on a project where we try to make a living T-rex out of the DNA, so if that works you will get 25% of the T-rex cloning company!
      Sam G.

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  8. Love this idea! I'm all in!!
    Jean Jaques

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  9. I hope I don't need my sight for the job, because I am interested in dinosaurs but... I'm Blind.
    -Guy Bat

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    1. You would need eyes for this job but if you like it, than I could show you my private collection of skeletons!
      Sam G?.

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  10. Violent Violette16 May 2023 at 06:32

    This crime would be incredible to commit, but I'm not a T-rex person and the risk of being caught while I don't realy love dinosaurusses, goes to far.
    Good luck with finding an other partner in crime
    Violent Violette

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