Minecraft girlfriend wanted

Goodmorning, my name is Mike Bilibam. I am 34 years old and I live in Texas. I love playing Minecraft, I always play it 13 hours a day. I love my life and I am always enthusiastic when I can play it, it really is my passion. I am looking for a Minecraft girlfriend that wants to kidnap the inventor of Minecraft with me. We can lock him in the basement of my house and raise him like he is our son. My partner in crime has to be a woman because I’m not gay. She has to be dedicated to kidnap the Minecraft inventor and she needs to make breakfast for me and our new son every morning. The last important thing is that she has to support me in my very important Minecraft career. Let me know if you’re willing to spend the rest of our lifes with our amazing son that we kidnapped.