MISSION BANANA

Are you still a little bit childish and don’t eat all vegetables on your plate? Then I am the person you’re looking for. Come and join my mischievous plan to make all fruits & vegetables disappear. My name is Piotr Bielka. I am a big, bald, Polish man who adores a juicy steak. Because of my admiration towards meat and hatred for any other food, I want to erase all plant-based consumables from earth. Since I have no knowledge about these plants, I am scouting biological experts with some criminal experience. An optional requirement is being strong. I posses the intelligence to execute my plan and evade the security, but just in case they catch on to me I want you to fend them off. I forgot to tell you I’m a chainsmoker, so my fitness level may be subpar. You’ll possibly have to carry me around. See you soon Partner in crime!