Ready for a crazy killing spree?

 

What’s up, I’m Alberto Robinson. I’m a mega smart young man. I’m 17 years old and ready for my first crazy real crime. I’ve come up with a cunning plan, so that we will never have math again. Everybody is always saying how boring it is but no one is doing anything about it. You may think what can a 17 year old do, but I don’t look 17 . I’ve a long moustache, a mohawk and on each hand just my middle finger, but that is another story. Now, the person I’m looking for must be a criminal in his heart and someone with experience. If you don’t hate math, then you don’t stand a chance anymore. I’ve figured my plan out really well. First we become the teacher’s pet, so you need to be good at playing a sweet, friendly and fun role. Then we ask for an extra lesson. Lastly we must be emotionless and stick with a knife until the teacher drops .

Are you the person I’m looking for? Let me know.